Volume 1, Number 1

April 2006

For College Council President -- Vote For

Micaela Kent

"A troubled dog for troubled times"

The A B Cs (and D through F)

Administrator - Not one (faculty members will like that)

Budget - Works cheap (cookies).

Continuity - Same last name as Technology Committee Chair.

Diversity - Member of underrepresented constituency.

Efficiency - Short meetings (short attention span).

Faculty - Not one (Administrators will like that)

Vote for Micaela Kent, so our college will go to the dogs!